Why Surfing Will Get You Better Sex
Surfers have been having great sex for since they first stood a piece of wood and rode nature’s conveyer belt to the shores. It’s about time we examined their secrets and tried to understand how we can benefit from the phenomenon of surf-sex as well.
Firstly, because surfers are in the sea a lot they get a lot of exposure to salt water. This is known to make the skin softer and get rid of the unwanted top layer of skin. Less problems with the epidermis and stronger, more healthy tissue results. Great complexion can also benefit from the sea air.
Boarders have great bodies as they need to be very strong and healthy to hold up to the demands of the waves. They have the ability to fend of fatigue, they do a lot of work on their core muscles for balance and their muscles are efficient and strong. This means that they are not only esthetically pleasing but they can ride for every… if you follow me.
Due to the nature of surfing being physically demanding and including inherent risk, a large amount of Adrenaline and Endorphins are produced during the activity. These substances, also made during sex, are well know to be strong aphrodisiacs. Most extreme sports athletes share higher than average levels of both of these hormones which speaks for itself really.
Boarders receive a large amount of rays, even when they are in UK waters. A deep brown tan is not all that is left by the sun, skin also improves as the U.V rays do their work on imperfections.
Riders benefit a great deal for surfing’s cool persona. They are chilled out, liberal and fun loving, not letting anything bother them and not living by anyone else’s rules. What is plain to see now is how surfing folk manage to look so good and enjoy great sex. So pick up some second hand surfboards and head for beaches everyone.
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